When the Recession Hits Your Bedroom

OK so there is a woman in Southern Maryland who was rushed to the Emergency Room because of the "improper" use of a HOMEMADE sex toy device!!

According to the NBC article by Matthew Bradley:

Maryland
State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince
George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured
in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com first reported.
The man who called 911 about
the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the
high-powered, homemade device on his partner, according to the St. Mary's County
Sheriff's Office.
The saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the
woman, according to TheBayNet.com. The injuries were severe enough for medevac,
but the woman was released from the hospital Monday and is recovering from her
unusual injuries.
Investigators talked to the woman, who told them she
suffered the injuries during a consensual act and that she and her partner were
trying something new and no crime was committed, the sheriff's office
said.

WTF???!!!! I know the recession is here but come on people!!! I
know firsthand ummmm I mean I heard (sorry mom) that you can buy sexual toy attachments for your power drills and equipment. The price ranges anywhere from $10 to $100 bucks. Hell if that's too much for you...Hell I know places where you can acquire SOMEONE to pleasure you sexually cheaper than that.

While I admire the couple's creativity and open-mindness, it's safe to say her partner is no Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor. Looks to me as if the partner didn't have the right equipment, nor adequate product knowledge to successfully finish the project.

Now what I want to know is ....was her partner male or female?